Funny Jokes for 11-13 Year Olds

Are you ready to tickle your funny bone and bring a blast of laughter into your day? Look no further because we've rounded up a collection of side-splitting jokes just for amazing 11 to 13-year-olds like you!

These jokes are the ultimate remedy for boredom, perfect for sharing with friends, and even impressing your family with your awesome sense of humour. From quick-witted one-liners to clever puns, get ready for a treasure trove of rib-tickling jokes that are bound to light up your world!

Knock Knock Classics

Simple, silly, and totally hilarious, they're perfect for sharing a good laugh with friends or family. Get set for a dose of good old-fashioned humour!

🌳 Knock knock...

Who's there? Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you and I miss you!

🐔 Knock knock...

Who's there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Bless you!

👀 Knock knock...

Who's there? Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the peephole and find out!

👞 Knock knock...

Who's there? Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

🐄 Knock knock...

Who's there? Cows go.

Cows go who?

No silly, cows go moo!

😢 Knock knock...

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Jokes for animal lovers

These jokes are perfect for those who adore animals and love a good laugh. Get ready for some paw-sitively hilarious laughs!

🥕 What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

🦇 What's a vampire bat's favorite fruit? A blood orange!

🌾 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

🐘 Why don't elephants use computers? They're afraid of the mouse!

🌳 How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

🐄 Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the moooon!

🦈 What did one shark say to the other shark after eating a clownfish? "This tastes a little funny!"

🐻 What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

🐴 Why did the pony get sent to its room? Because it wouldn't stop horsing around!

🦟 What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!

🐸 What's a frog's favourite kind of music? Hip hop!

Funnies for foodies

From cheesy punchlines to berry clever quips, these food-related jokes will have you laughing so hard, your sides might just ache from all the chuckles!

🍔 Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

🥦 What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

🥑 What's the most musical part of a chicken? The drumstick!

🥭 What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!

🍌 What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk!

🐔 Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!

🥨 Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

🥗 What's a vampire's favourite fruit? A blood orange!

🍌 What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

🧀 What do you call a cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

🍩 What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me!

🍉 Why did the grape stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!

🥝 How do you make a fruit punch? Tell him he's ugly!

🥄 What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

Laughs for for science lovers

These jokes celebrate the wonder of science in a playful and witty way. Get ready for some intellectually delightful humour that will make you smile, whether you're a budding scientist or simply curious about the world.

🔬 Two atoms bump into each other. One says, "I think I lost an electron." The other asks, "Are you positive?"

🚲 Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!

🪐 How do you organize a space party? You planet!

💀 Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

💻 What's a computer's favorite snack? Microchips!

⚛️ Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

🪐 How do you organize a space party? You planet!

🤷‍♂️ Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it!

🐧 How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

📚 Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

🧹 What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"

📡 How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!

Side splitters for Sports fans

Whether you're a die-hard fan or just enjoy a good game, these jokes will bowl you over and score big laughs. Get ready to laugh, dribble, and swing into the fun!

👠 Why was Cinderella so bad at football? Because she always ran away from the ball!

🏀 Why did the basketball player go to jail? Because he shot the ball!

🦖 What do you call a dinosaur playing football? A dino-score!

💦 Why was the basketball court always wet? Because the players kept dribbling!

🧠 Why are football players excellent at math? Because they know how to use their heads!

🔗 Why did the football player bring string to the game? To tie the score!

🦆 What do you call a basketball team full of ducks? A flockey team!

🤦‍♂️ Why was the basketball team always in trouble? They kept dribbling on the floor!

🎾 Why was the tennis court always so loud? Because the players raised a racket!

Which was your favourite joke?

We hope these jokes brought a barrel of laughs into your home! Let us know which one landed as the ultimate crowd-pleaser with your kids. Sharing jokes can light up the room with laughter. So, tell us which joke became the family favourite for your cheery teens!